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Doogie Howser M.D. is a song by Action Adventure World, released on the World 1-3 EP. The song is a version of the theme song of the TV show of the same name.

LyricsEdit

What's up, motherfucker? It's Doogie Howser, M.D.
That's right, I'm a doctor and I'm only sixteen
When I was six, I beat leukemia twice
Perfect scores on my SATs, man, a'ight.
Princeton University at ten years old
Hitting trim on the side like my dick was gold
At fourteen, I got my license to become and M.D.
David and Katherine are so proud of me
That's my parents
My dad's a physician
My mom does chores and cooks in the kitchen
Eastman Medical Center is where I be
Nurse!
Nurse: Yes, Doogie?
Duane: We need an IV, please!
Nurse: Okay!

Duane: Dear diary, I just got home from my shift
Busting my ass and working on patients
I'm not working on Saturday, suck my dick
Trust me, I'm a doctor
I know my shit (He knows his shit)

My friend, Vinnie Delpino, lives next door
He really levels me out, and that's what friends is for
And I'm a surgeon, sixteen, with a PhD
Bitch, I could even give you a lobotomy
Doogie Howser's in the motherfucking house
So pull your pants down and cough right now
I'm a prodigy, commodity, keeping aware of HIV
Together we can stop STDs, united

Dear diary, I just got home from my shift
Busting my ass and working on patients
I'm not working on Saturday, suck my dick
Trust me, I'm a doctor
I know my shit (He knows his shit)

If it wasn't for Vinnie, I'd go out of my mind
I need a motherfucking break, sometimes
It's hard being a kid in these doctor shoes
Doing doctor things that doctors do
Doogie's coming through, taking away your blues
With a lollipop and a needle I'm-a stick inside you
Wanda Plenn couldn't handle this, step off, bitch
I got a PhD, I'm sixteen and I'm rich
It's Doogie Howser, motherfucker, take a look at my ass
I've got my doctor shoes and my scrubs to match
Stethoscope, mini pope, giving people some hope
Roping 'em in with my good looks, helping out folks
Shit, I just got home, time for bed
Time to lay down on my pillow and rest my head
Tomorrow I'll get up and fucking do it again
Why the fuck can't I be an OBGYN? Dammit.

Dear diary, I just got home from my shift
Busting my ass and working on patients
I'm not working on Saturday, suck my dick
Trust me, I'm a doctor
I know my shit (He knows his shit)

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