Michael Crane as B. H. Pirkle
Duane Zuwala as Ness
B H Pirkle:
Hey, hey, hey! You must be Ness!
I'm B. H. Pirkle, the Mayor of Onett.
So you took out the Sharks? Made their pants wet?
Take this key to the shack in the north-west!
It's a secret, between you and me.
As long I don't have to take responsibility!
Thanks a lot, sir! I really needed the key!
The Touring Entertainer's Shack leads to my sanctuary!